Archive for September, 2007

Monday – Irish Poetry

I’ve got Irish on the brain so here’s my favorite poem by an Irishman:

Dear Heart

by James Joyce

Dear heart, why will you use me so?
Dear eyes that gently me upbraid,
Still are you beautiful — but O,
How is your beauty raimented!

Through the clear mirror of your eyes,
Through the soft cry of kiss to kiss,
Desolate winds assail with cries
The shadowy garden where love is.

 

And soon shall love dissolved be
When over us the wild winds blow–
But you, dear love, too dear to me,
Alas! why will you use me so?

TT- Things NOT to do with your pen name

  1. Pretend it is your superhero identity
  2. Accidentally sign it on work emails
  3. Have stickers made that say property of pen name and stick them to friend’s butts.
  4. Give it as your name while drunk at a bar
  5. Allow your roommates to give it as their names to unattractive guys while drunk at a bar
  6. Make your roommate wear a wig and pretend to be your pen name at a club where you are having a release party so you can go dance
  7. Say you’re going to keep it a secret and tell everyone you know
  8. Forget what it is and not respond to it
  9. Snort and giggle when you get a caller who asks for your pen name
  10. Have picked a name so silly that no one ever says it without long drawn out vowels
  11. Use it as your SN in sex chat rooms
  12. Give out you YIM pen name SN to people you met in sex chat rooms
  13. Begin torrid online affair with hot irishman as your pen name

Bonus points if you can guess which ones I’ve done/am doing.

Morning After: Class

I had class last night. While I am paying stupid amounts of money to get this degree I will pass on the juicier bits to you for free! Wahoo!

Er… don’t tell USC. I don’t want their hit man to come after me.

Interesting Tidbit: DIY

With everything that you read about self publishing being the last nail in the coffin of your writing career, I was floored to hear my 5 Professors saying that they all heartily endorsed Do It Yourself. You should create your own journal or magazine, publish it yourself, publish your own books. Don’t seek validation from publishing houses, they have their place, but it might not always be right for what you are doing. You will never learn as much just writing as you will by editing your own little publication or running a playhouse.

Monday Poetry

Here’s another of my favorite poems. I’ve always wanted to write stories based on my favorite uber romantic poems. This, The Lady of Shallot, and a few others. As I toy with the idea I’ve been re-reading the poems.

for more poems link back to Rhi!! 

I’ve included pics as a semi-lame photo representation of the story.

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The Highwayman

By Alfred Noyes

Part One

I

The wind was a torrent of darkness among the gusty trees,

The moon was a ghostly galleon tossed upon cloudy seas,

The road was a ribbon of moonlight, over the purple moor,

And the highwayman came riding-

Riding-riding-

The highwayman came riding, up to the old inn-door.

II

He’d a French cocked-hat on his forehead, a bunch of lace at his chin,

A coat of the claret velvet, and breeches of brown doe-skin;

They fitted with never a wrinkle: his boots were up to the thigh!

And he rode with a jewelled twinkle,

His pistol butts a-twinkle,

His rapier hilt a-twinkle, under the jewelled sky.

III

Over the cobbles he clattered and clashed in the dark inn-yard,

And he tapped with his whip on the shutters, but all was locked and barred;

He whistled a tune to the window, and who should be waiting there

But the landlord’s black-eyed daughter,

Bess, the landlord’s daughter,

Plaiting a dark red love-knot into her long black hair.

IV

And dark in the old inn-yard a stable-wicket creaked

Where Tim the ostler listened; his face was white and peaked;

His eyes were hollows of madness, his hair like mouldy hay,

But he loved the landlord’s daughter,

The landlord’s red-lipped daughter,

Dumb as a dog he listened, and he heard the robber say-

V

“One kiss, my bonny sweetheart, I’m after a prize to-night,

But I shall be back with the yellow gold before the morning light;

Yet, if they press me sharply, and harry me through the day,

Then look for me by moonlight,

Watch for me by moonlight,

I’ll come to thee by moonlight, though hell should bar the way.”

VI

He rose upright in the stirrups; he scarce could reach her hand,

But she loosened her hair i’ the casement! His face burnt like a brand

As the black cascade of perfume came tumbling over his breast;

And he kissed its waves in the moonlight,

(Oh, sweet black waves in the moonlight!)

Then he tugged at his rein in the moonlight, and galloped away to the West.

Part Two

I

He did not come in the dawning; he did not come at noon;

And out o’ the tawny sunset, before the rise o’ the moon,

When the road was a gipsy’s ribbon, looping the purple moor,

A red-coat troop came marching-

Marching-marching-

King George’s men came marching, up to the old inn-door.

II

They said no word to the landlord, they drank his ale instead,

But they gagged his daughter and bound her to the foot of her narrow bed;

Two of them knelt at her casement, with muskets at their side!

There was death at every window;

And hell at one dark window;

For Bess could see, through the casement, the road that he would ride.

III

They had tied her up to attention, with many a sniggering jest;

They bound a musket beside her, with the barrel beneath her breast!

“Now keep good watch!” and they kissed her.

She heard the dead man say-

Look for me by moonlight;

Watch for me by moonlight;

I’ll come to thee by moonlight, though hell should bar the way!

IV

She twisted her hands behind her; but all the knots held good!

She writhed her hands till here fingers were wet with sweat or blood!

They stretched and strained in the darkness, and the hours crawled by like

years,

Till, now, on the stroke of midnight,

Cold, on the stroke of midnight,

The tip of one finger touched it! The trigger at least was hers!

V

The tip of one finger touched it; she strove no more for the rest!

Up, she stood up to attention, with the barrel beneath her breast,

She would not risk their hearing; she would not strive again;

For the road lay bare in the moonlight;

Blank and bare in the moonlight;

And the blood of her veins in the moonlight throbbed to her love’s refrain.

VI

Tlot-tlot; tlot-tlot! Had they heard it? The horse-hoofs

ringing clear;

Tlot-tlot, tlot-tlot, in the distance? Were they deaf that they did

not hear?

Down the ribbon of moonlight, over the brow of the hill,

The highwayman came riding,

Riding, riding!

The red-coats looked to their priming! She stood up strait and still!

VII

Tlot-tlot, in the frosty silence! Tlot-tlot, in the echoing night

!

Nearer he came and nearer! Her face was like a light!

Her eyes grew wide for a moment; she drew one last deep breath,

Then her finger moved in the moonlight,

Her musket shattered the moonlight,

Shattered her breast in the moonlight and warned him-with her death.

VIII

He turned; he spurred to the West; he did not know who stood

Bowed, with her head o’er the musket, drenched with her own red blood!

Not till the dawn he heard it, his face grew grey to hear

How Bess, the landlord’s daughter,

The landlord’s black-eyed daughter,

Had watched for her love in the moonlight, and died in the darkness there.

IX

Back, he spurred like a madman, shrieking a curse to the sky,

With the white road smoking behind him and his rapier brandished high!

Blood-red were his spurs i’ the golden noon; wine-red was his velvet coat,

When they shot him down on the highway,

Down like a dog on the highway,

And he lay in his blood on the highway, with a bunch of lace at his throat.

* * * * * *

X

And still of a winter’s night, they say, when the wind is in the trees,

When the moon is a ghostly galleon tossed upon cloudy seas,

When the road is a ribbon of moonlight over the purple moor,

A highwayman comes riding-

Riding-riding-

A highwayman comes riding, up to the old inn-door.

XI

Over the cobbles he clatters and clangs in the dark inn-yard,

And he taps with his whip on the shutters, but all is locked and barred;

He whistles a tune to the window, and who should be waiting there

But the landlord’s black-eyed daughter,

Bess, the landlord’s daughter,

Plaiting a dark red love-knot into her long black hair.


A Terrible Thing

It’s 11:30 pm on Wednesday. The past hour has been a bad one.

I didn’t get off work until 9:30 tonight. After running through fast food and eating in the car, which made me feel gross, on top of feeling guilty for driving instead of being on the train, I headed to my brother’s apartment to take care of his cats. He has two cute little rescue kittens, no more than 3 months old. One is bright orange stripes, named Kinko, and the other is pure white with blue eyes, named Richard. They are from the same litter but the rescue people weren’t able to get Richard until about 2 weeks after they got Kinko.

Kinko is the cuttest little snuggly cat you could want. He talks to you and sits on your lap and plays with his feather on a stick toy. Richard is scared–all the time. He won’t sit on your lap, lives under the couch, and is just generally still kinda feral. My brother was keeping Kinko, but we’d put Richard up for adoption, hoping a nice quiet household would take him and be able to coax him into being a lap cat.

In case you are wondering I can’t have a cat because my roomie is severely allergic.

With my brother out of town the only person they see is me, twice a day when I stop in for half an hour to feed them. I go over to feed the kitties and discover that my brother’s apartment smells like a cat box.  Lovely. They had fresh litter and everything, but hadn’t been using it. They’re acting out because they’re lonely and bored.  So, the cat’s have decided to use under-the-bed as the cat box.

At 10 pm I start cleaning. I strip everything off his bed and floor (hardwood, luckily) and then clean the floor. I take the bagged up bedding and put it on the balcony.

Muttering to myself, I haul out bags of trash, clean all the litter boxes and lecture the orange, fuzzy Kinko, who looks at me with a “what? I didn’t do it. Can I have some shrimp?” expression. Realizing that it is the other kitten, who likes to sleep under things, who probably started the whole under the bed problem, I decide to track Richard down and put him in the bathroom for the night.

But first I had to get him. Richard does not like to be found. I knew he had to be under the couch, so I start moving the sections of this massive red lazy-boy sectional my brother has. I lift up a section and the kitten darts out. I chase him from under the couch to the bathroom, to under the bed. At each place I try to grab him but never get him cornered enough to actually grab him.

I’m getting irritated, the kitten’s terrified, and the chase continues, from the bedroom to the kitchen. In the kitchen this little kitty wiggles behind the frig. I grab a towel and start wiggling the frig away from the wall, the plan to drop the towel over the cat as I pull it out, then grab it in the towel so it won’t scratch me. I get the frig out, lean over the oven to see the cat, and throw the towel over it.

This terrifies the poor little thing. Claws scrambling on the hardwood it darts out and flees the kitchen, with me in hot pursuit. It runs across the kitchen to the balcony door. The open balcony door.

I’m half way across the livingroom when I see this little white kitty scoot under the bars, pause, and jump. Off a second floor balcony, to a concrete patio below.

I’m at the balcony railing a heartbeat later. There’s a flash of white, maybe, but I don’t stay to look. Already sobbing I sprint out, having to race all the way to the other side of the building to find the stairs, then from there go through two locked doors to get to the back patio.

Richard is gone. I didn’t find his little broken body, so I can only hope that streak of white was him. I search, long and hard as sobs rattled my chest, for that little white cat, but that patio is not an enclosed area, and there were plenty of places for him to hide.

I can only hope that he wasn’t hurt in the fall, but I know that little kitty’s fate is sealed. If it isn’t hit by a car it will be eaten by something or picked up by the SPCA and euthanised.  I let myself get irritated, and distracted, and it made me careless. I know they’d been out on the balcony before, but always with my brother there. I’d terrified that little cat into taking a jump it had to know was too high.

I spent a long time just holding the little orange kitty when I finally gave up and went upstairs.

Here’s Richard.

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International Talk like a Pirate Day

The Top 15 Pirate Pick-Up Lines

    “I must be huntin’ treasure, ’cause I’m diggin’ yer chest.”

    “You’re just the tasty wench I’ve been keeping me eye out for!”

    “Hey, sexy — how about a Jolly Rogering?”

    “Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber.”

    “See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, Baby.”

    “WOW! I bet we could fit SIXteen men on that chest!”

    “Me skull and crossbones arn’t the only thing I plan on raisin’ tonight.”

    “Do ya mind if the parrot watches?”

    “Nice poop deck on ya, lassie. Care fer a swabbin’?”

    “Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded.”

    “So you’re the new cabin boy, eh?” I think i read this book….

    “Do you have the latest copy of Windows XP with cracked product activation?” (software pirates only)

    “Yo, ho! Bottle of rum?”

    “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre you free on Saturday?”

    and the Number 1 Pirate Pick-Up Line…

    1. “Is there an ‘X’ on the seat of your pants? Because it appears that there’s wond’rous booty buried underneath!”

And from the official International Talk Like a Pirate Day website:
 

Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I’d love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How’d you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.

Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don’t work, as they often won’t)

They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.

You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?

Wanna shiver me timbers?

I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted.

Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That’s for Talk Like a PARROT Day.

That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.

Let’s get together and haul some keel.

That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.

Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates

By popular demand …

10. What are YOU doing here?

9. Is that a belayin’ pin in yer britches, or are ye … (this one is never completed)

8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!

7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, “Cap’n Feathersword?”

6. That’s quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!

5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I’ve had a twenty percent decrease in me “lice ratio!”

4. I’ve crushed seventeen men’s skulls between me thighs!

3. C’mon, lad, shiver me timbers!

2. RAMMING SPEED!

…and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:

1. You. Pants Off. Now!

Review- Sealed with a Kiss

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Wahoo! I got a great review from ParaNormalRomance.org! They have a great ‘coming in 07′ list for those of you who needs to add to your TBB list.

 The Review

“Lila Dubois has written a tantalizing tale that is a definite must-read! “Sealed with a Kiss” is a story of magic, fantasy, and fanta-SIES! In this short story (that I consider novella length), the author has created some great characters and an entertaining plot that will have you wishing for “Sealed with a Kiss” 2! The heroine of the story is endearing, with self-confidence issues any woman can relate to, and the hero has just the right “touch” to bring out the self-assured woman she has always wanted to be.”

~Mandy Briggs

Definition of Romance

or What happens when I screw around on ask.com

Romance:

romance

(n.) A love affair. romance

(adj.) Of, relating to, or being any of the languages that developed from Latin, including Italian, French, Portuguese, Romanian, and Spanish. romance

(v.) To invent, write, or tell romances.

 

The Romance Genre:

“Romance novels, more than any other genre, affirm love conquering all odds. … If romance is love, then romance is human behavior.”

www.likesbooks.com/romance.html

Gothic Romance:

“In the late 1700s, romantic gothic fiction was a popular genre epitomised by Ann Radcliffe’s The Mysteries of Udolpho, which involved a beautiful heroine who suffers mental torture at the hands of her aunt’s husband in his ruined castle. “

The Guardian

Paranormal Romance:

Paranormal romance is a literary subgenre of speculative fiction, with a focus on romance and including any element beyond the range of scientific explanation blending together themes from the genres of traditional fantasy, science fiction, or horror. Paranormal romance may …

 

Monday Poetry – Tribute to L’Engle

My first assignment for grad school was to type up two pages from a “Literary Treasure” and bring them into class. I spent HOURS thinking about what to bring. My first inclination was to pick something from War and Peace or Crime and Punishment, but then I decided not to lie to myself or pretend something I didn’t feel, so I chose the first few pages of A Wrinkle in Time. I ended up re-reading the whole series.

swiftly-5-big.jpgswiftly-5-big.jpgIn A Swiftly Tilting Planet, there is a poem that I still remember all the words to. I love this poem.

“With Tara in this fateful hour
I place all heaven with its power,
And the sun with its brightness,
And the snow with its whiteness,
And the fire with all the strength it hath,
And the lightning with its rapid wrath,
And the sea with its deepness,
And the rocks with their steepness,
And the earth with its starkness,
All these I place
By God’s almighty help and grace
Between myself and the powers of darkness.”
~M. L’Engle

What poems touched you as a child?

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