Oh Perez. How you have grown, how you have changed. Perez is a must read. He gets gossip faster than anyone, doodles crack in noses, and calls ‘em likes he sees them, from celebs to politics. The problem?

He’s too freaking nice! Now that he’s rolling with the Hollywood elite, making friends with celebs he used to snark (Paris Hilton barely ever shows up on his blog anymore) it’s not quite as much fun. Yes I am aware that my desire to see people mocked on the Internet makes me a bad person, but come on, I get bored at work like everyone else and need something to do.

So I am still a faithful Perez reader, and some day I am going to run into him at that coffee bean across from the DGA, and it will be awesome. I bet he’s still snarky in person.

Perez Hilton Blog

Everyone has them, the blogs you check that hold absolutely nothing but entertainment value. In the writing world, and Romancelandia (that mystical place on the Internet where intellectual discourse on romance novels abounds) there are a multitude of intellectually stimulating blogs. Most of them are very entertaining, but there’s always a message or point of discourse built in, rather like children’s literature.

Those aren’t the ones I want to talk about today. Today I am all about the bad-like-refined-sugar blog. The ones you read to snicker and laugh.

And for me the best of the best has got to be D-listed. LOVE!

Michael K, the fucking BRILLIANT writer of D-listed, will someday decide he likes girls and marry me, filling my days with jargon laden snark. Until then I will have to content myself with checking D-listed 20 times a day.

GO HERE! READ! LOVE!

Heads up-the prose is unrepentantly vulgar. Happy Chicken Cutlets!