Specifically: Wisdom Teeth.
One of mine has been coming in and hurting me for a while. I had an appointment to have them out in a few weeks, but it really bugged me the past two days, so I drove to Orange County to have my friend’s sister, who is a dentist, look at it.
She looked at them, and then extracted them.
My face is thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis fat. I’m still numb for now, and I hope that when my lovingly helpful roomie returned with my vicodin I am still numb. Because when this wears off it’s going to hurt.