As promised, here’s what I got for my birthday.
First, we have the Most AWESOME Piñata Ever! This was made by the loverly Ange. I didn’t want to break it, so we cut it open and have been eating candy and sticking doggie stickers to various things around the apartment. Even as I type I’m sucking water up through a curly straw. So awesome.
This book is both awesome and horrid. I mean, do I really want to know how to make a fake vagina out of a pumpkin? I can thank one of the roomies for this.
Here it is, the wonder of wonders. The Ipod vibrator. That’s right. You plug you ipon in and it vibrates along with your musics. Possibly the best invention, um, ever. Again from a roomie.
Other yummy gifts included:
ManLoveRomance poster from Kate
Cookies and Brownies from Jacki (evil bitch, you know I ate them all and they went stright to my ass.)
Engraved “Lila” pen for signing books.
Hand cuff keychain from Y
Booklust Journal from my friend Katie
Booze from lots of people.
Book from Lisa
Journal from my friend Jenny
Purse and jewelry from my friend Nona
And that’s all I can think of right now.