- Pretend it is your superhero identity
- Accidentally sign it on work emails
- Have stickers made that say property of pen name and stick them to friend’s butts.
- Give it as your name while drunk at a bar
- Allow your roommates to give it as their names to unattractive guys while drunk at a bar
- Make your roommate wear a wig and pretend to be your pen name at a club where you are having a release party so you can go dance
- Say you’re going to keep it a secret and tell everyone you know
- Forget what it is and not respond to it
- Snort and giggle when you get a caller who asks for your pen name
- Have picked a name so silly that no one ever says it without long drawn out vowels
- Use it as your SN in sex chat rooms
- Give out you YIM pen name SN to people you met in sex chat rooms
- Begin torrid online affair with hot irishman as your pen name
Bonus points if you can guess which ones I’ve done/am doing.