Do you ever have crazy moments where the crazy things you think just slip out of your mouth?
This happens to me at least once an hour. It was a bit dicey until my coworker figured out I was insane. Once she wrapped her mind around it stopped throwing me the evil eye and praying the rosary. My Farm Boy is adapting slowly, but I can still make his stop and throw me the side eye.
Here are some insane things I’ve said over the past week:
“The pony is trying to stop the transcontinental railroad.”
“And then he jumped the grand canyon! Pony!”
“Chocolate, slave. Chocolate!”
“You’re fuzzy. Very fuzzy.”
“Ouch! Do it again.”
“Do I look like I exercise?”
“Fail, Buckle, fail.”
“Bitch, I will quit this shit. Watch me.”
“On a scale of one to ten, how good am I in bed?”
“You don’t love me any more do you?” “What?! Because I won’t let you sleep diagonally across the whole bed?!”
What about you? What have you said?